Oi, get the feck off ma boat!
@TheGrizzlyPhantom, *throws punches in Australian*
@RustyFapwagon, I would've guessed Florida actually.
@TheGrizzlyPhantom, the comments say they are all from 20 days ago...
@SchroedingerPussPuss, I'm glad I'm not alone here
@TheGrizzlyPhantom, *3 weeks later
@TheGrizzlyPhantom, to be honest here, I laughed harder when I read your comment
@SchroedingerPussPuss, Yeah this was from a while back. I don't know why it's showing up now.
How does that boat float with the weight of their giant balls.
@BigJohnson86, eh, Florida Man's used to this kind of thing.
I want to know how this situation even came to be
See ya later alligator
@dildoshwaggins, in a while crocodile
#croco did nothing wrong
Florida: American Australia.
Tick tock, it's the croc.
How did the boat not sick with their balls of steel
Look at me, I'm the captaaaaaa (splash)
the guy just trying to break up a fight
So much for natural selection...