Option 1: Go out and do something you like (hiking, clubs/drinking, skiing, festivals, conventions, etc) and strike up a conversation with people that have a common interest/hobby and might lead to something more.
Option 2: Take a class of some kind (dance, yoga, fitness, art, rafting, etc) and be outgoing, make friends, suggest grabbing drinks or hanging out outside of class.
Option 3: Download tinder, upload nice pics of yourself, swipe/talk until you find someone to go on a date with or is just dtf.
Option 4: Take 500 bucks and visit the red light district in Vegas.
Edit: Due to the coronavirus epidemic, many of these options may be unavailable in your area. Please be patient while we get through this difficult time. You may refer to section 9.32B of your Adult Handbook for further instructions. Thank you, and we hope you can get laid soon. Your ancestors are counting on you!
@A Flying Panda, there's a handbook?!
@A Flying Panda, no one ever told me there was a handbook!
@megamanx181x, it's pre-order only. And had to be ordered on a full moon, when planets are aligned, and a eclipse is currently underway. The problem is that most pages in 9.32b are unreadable as someone spilled coffee on the original draft just before it went to print. Also, the author died from tripping over a acorn, so it is lost knowledge.
@TheGoogler, the only section that matters!! I’m skipping ahead to the suicide section
@megamanx181x, dont forget to put in an order for a copy of the handbook for the recently deceased before you do!
@liviwintergirl, now we’re talking! I heard it reads like stereo instructions!
@megamanx181x, let's be real here, you'll probably just skim a few pages, and then forget it somewhere where it'll get stolen.
Which you probably would have learned not to do in 9.32b.
He’s got a point. Not like you can meet women in bars anymore and hookup apps only work if you’re rich and/or attractive.
@Hot Coffee, though to provide something more than commiseration, the best thing to do is join an organization/club where the women are and get to know them in a shared space. You need a neutral environment to develop a rapport with women. Also, don’t set your standards unreasonably high.
1. get a dating app.
2. Fill out dating app to the best of your ability.
3. Swipe right on every bitch you see.
4.after several years you might find a lady willing to take your sausage.
5. Give lady your sausage.
Power move: get some vr puss like me 😎 but no actually i have such a hard time meeting people irl especially with all thats going on and i met my gf in vrchat and we actually have a really nice relationship going so idc if its cringe its still a viable option
@speedway guy, and if it keeps going as well as it is we will probably meet up, we arent even all that far from eachother, like a 5hr drive
@speedway guy, it's something
Lower your standards for ass
@megamanx181x, but not too low, you want to avoid crazy
@Hot Coffee, that’s where you only meet up in motels 20 miles away from where you live
@megamanx181x, don’t think 20 miles is enough distance to protect you from crazy. Look up the us astronaut and diaper.
@Hot Coffee, damn this is too true... fake your death!
@megamanx181x, I think that’s the only way to get out!