Don't put your dick in it though
@Abusive Breasts, YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME *(SpongeBob narrator) 6 hours later* well I'm back from the e.r.
@Abusive Breasts, DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!*Sticks d!ck in it* *regret ensues*
@Abusive Breasts, too late.
@Abusive Breasts, he's right you know
Tanning breads. ☀♨🍞
@Punny lad, gat dang it you beat me to it
@Punny lad, that was a very rye pun
Actually toasters are Spider-Man's new ride.
You ever feel like this guy might occasionally be on to something?
Bread Beds? Someone should market that.