Start a gofundme
I’d start a fraudulent kickstarter campaign with alluring enough goals and rewards to pique peoples interest, compelling enough to make them want to invest, and realistic enough to keep them from figuring out it’s a scam until I’m out of the room. At that point I can deal with the legal ramifications of being a fraud.
@I Are Lebo, So basically you would just start a normal kickstarter?
@Kliment Voroshilov, oooh, zing!
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Get a loan. Then pay it back once I'm out, assuming I've got a job or some money outside the room
Work from home on payday I suppose
@Quarry77, you must get paid every two weeks
I’d go to a very specific cam site for people with short fat ugly guy fetishes, and charge $100 to see me cry
If the computer has a built in webcam I'd first take video of me trying to get through the door then yeah go to gofundme, kickstarter, and patreon post it begging for help and just a thousand dollars and then try to sell the computer on amazon that's be the best possible way doing such a task in such a short time
Record yourself saying "WHAT THE FVCK IS UP, YA BUTTERCUPS ITS YA BOI RETARDIOUS HERE COMING BACK AT YA WITH ANOTHER MINECRAFT LETS PLAY" then steal someone elses minecraft footage, commentate over it, upload to youtube and wait for da money
Sell nudes? Not of myself cause that would be worth sh!t.
Pretend to be a Nigerian prince
I've heard bitcoin is reliable
I would create an online promotion featuring services everyone wants but doesn’t have access to. For example sit and wait for your washer and dryer to be delivered. Come and cook, clean, and do laundry while keeping someone with depression company and only talk to them in positive quotes. Walk dogs when no one is around and take cute photos of me with the dog and send them to the owner. Offer to dress up as Elf and reenact the scene where he meets his Dads. Or my favorite Mommy needs a nap service where I come and do housework and clean while watching your kids so Mom or Dad can take a nap or binge watch Netflix. Think powered up Mommy’s helper. I would create this site called odd jobs and people post requests and then others fill it. I would create a fee to create a job post and offer tickets. Okay. That’s enough. I’m drunk. This has been fun.
Start a go fund me or kickstarter
And probably do something like high detailed modeling for physics (what super computers are used for)
buy bit coin of course
*makes billions and millions of dollars within the hour*
Half-Life 3 kickstarter. There's at least enough gullible people to get a grand right?