Well let’s go to the rest room
Babe that’s hot and all but I gotta piss first, also where’s your mouthwash?
@megamanx181x, dude .... never try and bone with a full bladder
I would but i gotta piss like a fire hydrant. So unless youre into watersports....
@CocoasBro, seriously? I would be instantly throbbing hard after those words came out of her mouth that I would forget how bad I needed to piss
@seeUpee, thats not how my bladder works. If i gotta pee i gotta pee.
@CocoasBro, so you can pee with a raging boner? I tried, but can’t
@seeUpee, ye just hurts. Have you tried laying down sideways on the seat? ya gotta hold it a certain way.
@CocoasBro, like plank sideways on the seat? Nothing like that... best I ever done is after it started going down some I would step in the shower. Otherwise, nothing happens no matter if I push
@seeUpee, yeah thats the gist planking on the toilet but thats not how i do it. Thats just how some guy on a romantic comedy a girlfriend and i watched one day did it. I do it by sitting down, leaning foward. If it hurts push in the urethra by the tip and go in bursts my young padawan.
@CocoasBro, sitting down to pee? Nhaaa man...
that is girl stuff
@seeUpee, ya pee when ya poop... or do you just bend over and hope you hit the toilet bowl.
@CocoasBro, I perch poop! Is great for your organs and everything to flow downwards. True life changer!
@seeUpee, ahh i see man of culture.
@seeUpee, im throbbing hard because I need to piss
@Simetricwl , holy shjt... is that a thing?
Complicates the rest of the night.
Looks like someone's gettin a blumpkin!