I was going to suggest climbing up to their eyes, but apparently we don't have time for that :|
@Metzger, they wouldn't see it coming
@Metzger, not to worry i finished shadow of a colossus a few days ago
@Metzger, or their balls...
@Metzger, You mean shjt? Nobody has time for that shjt? Because it looks like that's where they are headed.
swiggity swooty im comin for that alien booty
@Cleverusername8282, imagine 7 billion anus irritators saying saying that while climbing towards the butthole.
@SpookyScarySkeletons, this got me imagining 5000 spongebobs just staring at me and going "swiggity swooty mr krabs" "are you feelin it now"
@Cleverusername8282, that's my line
@Cleverusername8282, I read it as spongebob what is my life now???
@AmandyMonster, tentacle hentai
@SpookyScarySkeletons, that would suck.
Attack on anus
@Michael Fassbender, I'm surprised no one thought of that sooner.
But.....But what if they enjoy the anal probes?
Until the aliens come back with some Preparation H(uman), then what?
My porn name is the Anus Irritator
@SpaghettiPockets, They make creams for things like you
Well, humans certainly are a pain in the a...*gets shot by pun sniper*
I'd ruin it.
Attack on Tight Ass
*Philosophical Keanu Reeves* What if we're 500 foot tall aliens to parasites like lice and they're just defending their home worlds
If it weren't for this guy we'd have no idea how to deal with 500ft tall aliens. Not sure if that makes it okay. Oh well.
What if they came with butt plugs?
The definition of a shjty day.
Attack on Titan?
Obviously we have to stab them in the back of the neck
Literally,... There is no .. hm
Humans. The giant aliens public lice.
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to go for the nape of their neck...
Hardest ive laughed in a week
Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world
At least we can trust the source on this one guys
"Hold the knife in your teeth and GET IN THAT CLOWN CANNON, PRIVATE!!"
Well that's fine and good, but what if they are 537 feet tall giant aliens?
It's a good day when that mean is used correctly.
@Zamics, meme* dammit.