Yeah fvcken getting laid tonight boys whoo!
@shadowisdaking, “babe, come on over.”
“I can’t honey, I need to deliver these packages.”
“One of them is handcuffs and a feather nipple clip.”
Expected to see something chasing him. highly disappointed.
Not sure if you notices that's the UPS man. This time of the year you gotta go that fast to make sure everything is delivered and picked up on time.
United Parkour Services
"I'd like to file a work injury claim ;)"
How many packages did this person order??
When you know your woman wants to fvck after you get off work.
That is one ugly ballerina...
“NYOOOM!” -that guy probably