What’s worse is when you see that you have the same body type as 5 years ago, but only because you lost a lot of weight and have slowly been gaining it back.
looked like a baby... got like five more wrinkles from dealing with life
@seeUpee, Bro, no exaggeration, if i shave i look exactly the same as i did when i was 16. Im almost 30 now lol. If it wasn't for the fact that i already have notable grey streaks in my hair and beard i could claim i haven't aged af all.
@LaDarkProphet, what? No way! I call bull! When you was 16? No freaking way... a bro of mine has a baby face with out his beard but no way he looks like he did half his life ago
@seeUpee, True story. Of course thats just my face. Ive gained like... 80lbs since then as well lol
Nah I’m good. My beard wasn’t filled in then, I’ll keep my full beard thank you
@Natural Sarcasm , good thing you haven’t kissed anyone since then... cuz chicks don’t like to be tickled that way
@seeUpee, nah that’s just what your girl tells you so you don’t feel bad about not being able to grow one
@Natural Sarcasm , ahahah word... word... you bearded ass... I have heard a couple of girls say the same thing... except when they get to be eaten out, they like that. But then the beard just smells like pussy the whole time
My dad has a nice beard... one day... one day my shjt will connect
@seeUpee, the girls I’ve been with say it’s the stubble that they don’t like to kiss cause it’s too rough. When the mustache is longer it doesn’t feel like sand paper anymore
@Natural Sarcasm , is that what they tell you cuz they want you to kiss them? Cuz I heard it just gets in the way and when they suck your face they end up getting everything wet... see, I couldn’t handle that cuz it would itch right ways... no beard is better.
Hold up... hold up... on the other meme you said you a virgin, which I believed... so you lied to me? Which one is it Casanova?
@seeUpee, uhh uhh the virgin one, yeah never been with a girl. Hand holding scares me
@Natural Sarcasm ,
*looks at your long list of guys*
*having butt sex is still saving your virginity*
Oooooh I get it 😉
You grow a beard to attract bearded guys
@seeUpee, no those aren’t the kinda guys I’m into... wait... should have worded that better... I’m not gay, yeah there we go that’s what I meant
@Natural Sarcasm , bahahahah
Soooooooo what kind of guys are you into?
Oh yes, yes, totally no homo
@seeUpee, the kind with.. no penis? ...And a beard?.. wait no shjt, no beard no beard
@Natural Sarcasm , we are finally getting somewhere! You said you an Xbox fan right? So you have one?
@seeUpee, yeah man, gunna play the fvck outta cyberpunk when it comes out
@Natural Sarcasm , I’m gonna edit this cuz of the haters... but add me!... before Breeze sees... been waiting on him for a year. I will be on later tonight
@seeUpee, alright man I might be on later. Mine is literally the exact name I’m using now lol
@Natural Sarcasm , wow, just wow... so original... you got GTA? Let’s play some!
@seeUpee, I do have gta, haven’t played in a while though so I’m probably pretty rusty. I’ll hit you up the next time I’m on
@Natural Sarcasm , I’m about to get on... dude! I will take you under my wing... I’m rich as fvck on there
@seeUpee, hahaha alright, probably not tonight I’m pretty tired from the thanksgiving rush but I got Tuesday off so tomorrow night I’m free
@Natural Sarcasm , fvck not even for a little bit to say hi? I’m not working tomorrow but the rest of the week I’m fvcked... just added you... awwwww you a baby
@seeUpee, haha I am a baby! Lol nah normally I’m not this tired but I think my boss got me sick. Yesterday I went to bed at 8. Obviously didn’t fall asleep cause I wouldn’t get off my phone like I am now but still
@Natural Sarcasm , I meant you a baby on the gamerscore... but whatevsss... I will be on for a bit if you want to say what up... if not I left you a few messages... noob
@seeUpee, haha yeah I lost all my progress like 2 years ago. Made a new name and started from scratch
@Natural Sarcasm , you don’t have to lie to me bro... is cool
@seeUpee, if I was gunna lie it’d be way more epic. With no less than 3 fist fights and a dog that does a flawless backflip
I want my booty back.
I’m not saying I’m pining for the past, I just need better posture.
I’m 35 and told it gets harder to stay in shape...