He looks like he's about to bust some myths.
He looks like he has diabeetus
There we was out on this very lake. It was foggy and cold. We was just sittin' there mindin' ours own business, shootin' our shot guns into da lake tryin' to prove that we could in fact move the boat with just our guns. Havin' a grand ol' ball and Jerry told an awesome joke bout Frank's mama, bless her soul and her 9 lives, and we was bustin' up laughing for a good 3 beers or so. Then we just all got kinda quiet. We heard a strange lappin' sound like some kittens drinkin' milk out the gutter from a spilt over milk truck or something. And then this chuckle like some lock 'ness monster just understood Jerry's joke. We all looked at each ofver but it weren't none of us laughin'. Then a big CRACK an' our boat done split in two! We was swimmin' to shore like you'd never seen! We didn't care nuffin' 'bout all dem fish we caught! Then Jerry yelped and were pulled under water! I was swimmin' like crazy. Then Pete bless his souls were next! It was just down to Frank an' I and Frank were fast!..
@mas2de, Why he were already jumpin' out da water an' it was jus' me now! I felt this slimy tentacle
@mas2de, (damned send button ruining my story)...slimy tentacle wrappin' round my back left paw and YANK! I was under! Down, down down and in da mud now. I seen this big shadow come up over me blocking out da moonlight and I was fillin that litter box. And that monsters big red eyes got real close to mine and he said "Any y'all got tree-fiddy?"
Well I just played dere in the muck under water stunned. A few seconds later I realized what was goin on an' I Slapped that Lock Ness monster said "No I Ain't got no tree-fiddy for yo! Yous bout a thousand years old man ain't you got no Job yet!?" And he Threw me out that water and up in the trees and thankfully my litter filler was emptied at the bottom of the lake cause that woulda really pissed off that fireman had I pooed on him when he were pullin' me out that tree. I ain't never seen them other two boys though. I miss em. Every summer I come to this lake now I toss in tree-fiddy so that dang Nessie don' try be dragging y'all down askin fa$
@mas2de, man I got all excited when my phone buzzed telling me I had some replies to comments. Only to find out they were my replies.
*Cries in corner from loneliness and scary story.
@YouJustLostTheGame, grrr. It verked. And I consequently lost the game.
@mas2de, *waves hand over your head*
I absolve you, my child.
@mas2de, have your story narrated by Morgan Freeman asap
@mas2de, that was fûcking awesome; you referred to the last pic and everything. It was purrfect!
Come around the fire, and let me tell you the tale of...The Red Dot of Madness!
He looks like Ron from parks and rec
He looks like he's about to tell me he slept with my mom while playing "call of duty".
He looks like he has stories from 'nam.
This cat looks like Wilfred Brimley.
He's been drinking too much milk.
It was a dark and stormeow night...
That cat looks just like Ron Swanson
My real question about the original video, is why the cat is listening to Shania Twain in the background.
Once upon a time
I have to do it. first
@0123meir, You didn't have to do it. And you were 2m late.
@0123meir, I hope you have an umbrella for all the downvotes about to rain on you
@CamQuarter, he'll need two umbrellas
He looks like he's going to teach us how to sing our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
Now I shall tell you the tale of the ring the lord of the ring
He looks like he's about to survive in a bunker on 10 Cloverfield Lane
Looks like he's seen some things and been through some stuff
He looks like Hagrid
Let's gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong. But it will help if you just sing along.
The diabeetus cat
It seems like that should be a question.