*puts gun to blender*
I'll fvcking do it! Just tell me where they are.
I stole them
@eleven, you sketchy piece of shjt
@eleven, My god... I suspected ten, heck I even began to fear that twelve had it in for me, but you, eleven? You were my prime companion. You were my perfect one-one ratio, and you betrayed me, in my darkest hour, for you had taken my vision, and with it, my light. I shan't forgive you for this, but please give them back now, cause I'm literally blind without them.
@Stacys daughter , thank you
My SO is immediately granted the ability to find all corners of furniture and walls with his pinky toe till the glasses are found.
@Shazamanite, I have that same ability
Seriously am i the only one who never squints when not wearing glasses
Why did I read this in Rick Sanchez's voice?