Gangsters love cocktails and pizzas on the beach
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain!
@SimonPetrikov, but that's alright for an Amish like me
@uhluhtC Backwards , you know we shun fancy things like electricity
@SimonPetrikov, you appear to have one the comments today
@SeussAlmighty, at 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin cows, Jebidiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool!
@Joe Dirte, and I've been milkin and plowin so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
@SimonPetrikov, what song is that a parody of? I feel like I know it
@Malorn13, gangstas paradise by coolio / amish paradise by weird al yankovic
@CrazyManInaBox, I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline, got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin. But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine, then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699.
@Joe Dirte, we been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
@sofaking high, churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
You gonna finish that slice, or nah?
That front pizza butt
There's is so many things wrong with this picture...
@AOL, I see none.
@Ajunta Pall, because he has buns, hun.
Never before have I seen a more appetizing piece of pizza..
That's actually a very nice gun. Custom glock with the slide milled to accept a rmr optic. Flared magwell Probably over a grand put in this pistol.
More like gangster pair o nuts, am I right?
What are the chances i comment the lyrics to this song 2 pics before this one..
Finally! Someone else who wears pizza in lieu of underwear. Glad there are others
His djck must be so greasy...
I would be depressed if my penis was small enough to not make the pizza have a bump in it.
It ain't easy bein sleazy