Weird flex, but okay
@Super GingerBoy, "Weird Stretch, but ok"
Anyone else just cum a little bit
@Dark Lord Bane, only in her butt
@Dark Lord Bane, yes, yes I did
@Dark Lord Bane, a little?
@Dark Lord Bane, absolutely, I love a kitchen with 2 ovens
@Dark Lord Bane, no, I came a lot though
@Dark Lord Bane, I wanna wear her like a scuba mask
@DrSin, uhhhh, I feel a Silence of the Lambs vibe here *dials the FBI*
@The Last Roman, look, mind your business or I’ll wear you like a 3 piece Armani suit
@DrSin, I'd like to see you try. Just remember I've seen countless people die, I watched Troy burn and Rome fall, I've met all the Olympians, even my father Zeus. Keep that in mind when you step to catch these hands
@The Last Roman, you ain’t gonna catch hands you gonna catch me me looking dope as Fück in my new Roman threads
I can do that but I would break the microwave door off because mines more of a full force spin kick
@LowKeyImGay, road house
When she cooks dinner for herself and opens her legs for yours
Hope she washed her feet, and the floor
Theres like a billion women that can do that. Its not really that funny or impressive tbh.
I would just headbutt it closed even if I could stretch like that...
Finally, a women in the kitchen
I mean.. I’m a guy and that’s not hard at all to do.
She’s limber, can cook and she’s a 49er fan. They say the perfect woman doesn’t exist.
Some cold food if she can pick that plate up with her hands
Yeah, I would like to have some of that too(I mean the food)
As someone who designed a kitchen around his wife’s needs, the height of that top oven makes me cringe.
@Toad, I think she's just really short