Who let Jaden Smith have a tumblr?
@bruhbruh, How Can We Use The Tumblr If The Real Internet Is In Our Butt Sockets
@SimonPetrikov, So, you've been Jaden Smith this whole time! Get off funny pics, jaden. Nobody likes you.
@Frosty Nipples, But How Can You Not Love When You Cannot Hear The Hate Of Fossil Fuels
@SimonPetrikov, Jaden, I hate you so much. Your dad is cool. But you are a little sh1t. You are the dingleberry that refuses to leave my anus hairs. You are the lumpy spot in my matress. You are the screaming infant in the movie theater. You are the impatient man in line while I'm trying as fast as I can to bag your items at safeway, but It's not good enough for you. You're also not the karate kid and never will be.
@Frosty Nipples, But While Bagging, Kung Fu Becomes Impatient With You
@Frosty Nipples, Silence Is Golden, But That Doesn't Mean The Sky Has To Be Blue
Jaden smith everyone
@Nasty Spider, It can't be, the first letter of every word isn't capitalized!
But what if those butts pooped on our brains and that's what gives us bad ideas?
Listen to Samuel L Jackson narrate this. Funniest thing ever.
@Elmarkador of Russia, you mean Morgan Freeman
First upload... Gucci
It would explain why all your thoughts are shjtty
On YouTube you can listen to Samuel L. Jackson read that to you
What If We Are Still Dreaming And When We Wake Up We Are Really Only Two Years Old Still
@Jaden Smith, Die.
So would that make our nose our eyeball's penis?
I loved that book
@Gray Mann, I saw it at the house of a kid I babysat and laughed so hard because I didn't think anyone would have bought it
Well, there is no need for our eyeballs to have butts. Also, we have seen the human eye detached from a skull, and they do not have butts.
@Princess Zelda, the human eye does not derive energy from specific external sources- it's gets all it's nutrients from the arteries that deliver to them. They don't break things down, so they don't have to excrete anything.
Caliborn, lay off the stardust.
Guys if you need to hear Samuel L. Jackson read this book
And when they poop we get bad ideas
Go the Fmoonk to Sleep?
Youtube "Samuel L Jackson - Go the fcuk to sleep"
What if your legs didn't know they were legs
1 June 2014 #1June2014
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real -Jayden Smith