"Can you not eat my pants?"
@Can yew knot, as a goat farmer, I can confirm
This is why people have miniature goats.
@Proactive Citizenry , This is why I have trust issues
"Did I say you could stop petting me!?!?!?"
No goat simulator comments? Goat simulator comment. 🐐
I can't think of anything witty right now because I just got out of my 8 am lab so... Wubba dub dub
Just another weekend @AuburnUniv!
Did I say sthap baAaAtch??
She's down, jump her!
When you meet your new step mom.
Bit€h! don't touch me.
Can I goat you a question?
You're a baaaaaaaaaaaad petter