I recently became a supervisor at work and apparently there’s a rule where I need to give my team members a turkey around thanksgiving.
I have 48 team members.
@NameyMcNameFace, do you have to pay?
@Mantis Tobaggan, not 100% sure but the other supervisors are getting their Christmas bonus on the thanksgiving check. I think it’s upper managements way of saying get your team members something.
@NameyMcNameFace, soooo you guys hiring? I could go for a turkey, reheating the same old watermelon in the microwave is getting kind of old.
@GunLovingMerican, we are always hiring. Base pay is $15.80 an hour. My line starts at $18.10.
@NameyMcNameFace, ... Oh damn id actually take that job pretty quickly. Full time hours too?
@GunLovingMerican, 40 hour guaranteed. Unlimited over time if you show up for your shift. Double pay if you work a holiday. Pay for a holiday. My team members got paid for Veterans Day. Union. All kinds of insurance options. Point based attendance (which means if you call in you get a point and you need ten before any diaplnary action happens. Points go away after one year)
@GunLovingMerican, it’s a pretty cool place to work.
@NameyMcNameFace, Man, that job sounds great, what is the company and the position?
@NameyMcNameFace, just dont become a supervisor or your "bonus" is to buy your team turkeys lol
@NameyMcNameFace, do cornish hens instead. No way would I buy 48 turkeys out of my own pocket.
@Wileyking409, Tyson fresh meats. I supervise the skinning line, I take the hides off the cows. Send them into the basement where it will then be put in a tube and “lazy rivered” to the hides department to be turned into leather.
My department alone makes about $2,000,000 gross per week.
(Not bad for a 23 year old college student.)
Forgot to meantion we have a retirement plan and stock options. The one I work at is in amarillo texas. My team memebers are really cool, it’s really diverse. My favorite worker is from Sudan Africa, speaks little English but is amazing at his job. If you do decide to move down here you’ll see some pretty diverse group of people. I’ll answer any more questions you have, forgive the late replies I’m at work LOL.
@NameyMcNameFace, Hey I'm a college student too! Do you need experience? And do you guys have openings in DFW? I'm currently in Denton, not too far from you!
@Wileyking409, no experience needed. Hell some people don’t even speak English. DFW?
@NameyMcNameFace, DFW is short for Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex
@Wileyking409, i don’t think a tyson plant is near there. The next closest one is in Kansas I think
@NameyMcNameFace, damn that sounds amazing. Too bad im in california. I would apply immediately if i was in texas.
@GunLovingMerican, Hell even I'm thinking of applying and I'm in the UK
@butternut squash, right? It sounds like a pretty sweet job. Better than what im doing currently anyway
@GunLovingMerican, near San Lorenzo? We have a pork plant out there.
@NameyMcNameFace, damn so close yet so far. Thats about 94 miles away from me.
That works out to 1 turkey every 30 seconds for 24 hours.
@3d2y, all right, all right, all right