Still waiting for Godzilla to face off against his most dangerous enemy: Satanzilla!
@Good Guy Satan, I thought that was just what you called your dick
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, I gotta admit, if a guy told me to hop on his Satanzilla you would need a life jacket because of all the wetness
@Good Guy Satan, Destoroyah!!!!
@ TouchMyCatEars, well then... Why don't you come over. And hop on-POP!? No! I'm not a dad yet! Oof. Right on the belly butt-ooooo my balls. Frigin' kids.
Why has no one realized how to stop Godzilla? Surround Tokyo with legos
Eckshually... (wheezing breath) his name was originally Gojira in Japan. It was only when they brought to the United States and added scenes of Raymond Burr that the character became known as Godzilla, which is little more than an English speaking individual misunderstanding a Japanese accent!
(Deactivates neckbeard mode)
@Suicide Squad Sucks, *Turns on French metal band Gojira*