You are pre-forgiven, Chris
Those that are offended are pre-@ssholes
Chris Pratt is my hero.
Starlord doesn’t have to apologize for anything
@BigJohnson86, except what he did in Infinity War
@TheOodDoctor, as a doctor I would think you would understand that this was necessary for doctor stranges plan to work.
@BigJohnson86, nah. He screwed up.
@BigJohnson86, he didn’t know it was necessary. I understand why, but it still pissed me off
@TheOodDoctor, his toes were crossed
Maybe apologize for new Jurassic world movie...it no good
Had something happened previously, or did this just come out of the blue?
@TheKen42, @ eleven, I think he's just covering his bases, given that somebody somewhere at some point is going to take his words out of context and start screaming about how offended they were by what he said.
Or maybe he's just cracking wise about how often this sort of thing happens.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, i think its a bit of both. It is a genuine pre-apology to cover all the bases but its also underlyingly pointing out how ridiculous it is cuz you just know someone will always take something out of context and blows up about it
His apology is sincere, but people reading it think "its sad that this is necessary now"
@TheKen42, he raped a child and called their mom racist slurs
Apologies for what
@eleven, for the future
@eleven, if you don't know you need to get woke
Chris Pratt has "fűck you" money so he can say what he damn well please. The courtsey however is a nice touch though
He forgot to apologize for the errors he made a couple times with the parenthesis but all is forgiven
Nice, solid use of future perfect tense.