"BULLSHjT, I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!"
@The Lifeguard, "I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO WOULD FVCK A GUY IN THE A$$ AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GODDAMM COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND"
@UncommonSense, "LOOKS LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MAMA'S A$$ AND ENDED UP AS THE BROWN STAIN ON THE MATTRESS! I THINK YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED!"
@Conspiracy Brotha, "WHERE YOU FROM PRIVATE?"
"HOLY DOGSHlT. ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS PRIVATE COWBOY, AND YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE A STEER TO ME SO THAT KIND OF NARROWS IT DOWN!"
@The Poll Man, "WHAT'S YOUR NAME, FATBODY?!"
"SIR, LENARD LAWRENCE, SIR!"
"LAWRENCE WHAT? LAWRENCE OF ARABIA?!"
"SIR, NO SIR!"
"I DON'T LIKE THE NAME LAWRENCE. ONLY FÃGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LAWRENCE. FROM NOW ON, YOUR NAME'S GOMER PYLE!"
"Is that all you got, maggot!"
Applies to both pics
Have to admit that DI would scare the crap out of me.
@that crazy Marine,
That's why I always carried strawberries 🍓 when I was stationed at Weapons and Field Training Battalion
Jesus that bottom one looks like if Tortimer from Animal Crossing was real.