That’s something that a guy who doesn’t know how to please women would say #twopumpchump
@ThorOdinnson, in my opinion, as the man you are guaranteed to climax so you should focus on making your girl feel good. Even if you cum 3 minutes in, you’ve got a mouth/hands/ even feet if she’s into that so you’d better get to work
@ThorOdinnson, two? Damn I need to step up my game.
@fallingback09, epic self pwn
@Hot Coffee, wait, y’all lasting longer?
@Toxia, eh it's not exactly a guarantee for men either, one ex i had didnt even want me orgasming in the same room because she was scared of sperm cells flying through the air. My current gf doesnt even care if i get off or not as long as shes done thats when its over. I wouldnt advise guys focus on getting off first either but dont think you are sworn to get one because she has no more responsibility to please you than you do for her.
Wonder how he gets laid with that attitude
@megamanx181x, he and his neckbeard don't
@megamanx181x, his profile pic is one of the mega mewtwos, he doesnt
@speedway guy, ikr? He'd be drowning in puss if it was mew.
@speedway guy, hahahahaha
@Not him again, truth
@TheGoogler, it’s all about mew
@megamanx181x, in the next message, which is conveniently omitted, he asked for bobs and vagene pics
@Dangerous Dan Spivey, of course he does
@Not him again, didnt happen to look at his name did you.
@CocoasBro, fair point
@megamanx181x, I think he buys it by trading camels
@megamanx181x, oh it’s like super easy. Bill Cosby has a master class on picking up women .
@Man with a Cat, i see what you did there..
Sex is one of the few things in life that relies on almost 0 natural talent to do well. Anyone can learn to become better in bed no matter how bad they start off. While it certainly helps to naturally have stuff like a big dick since people will actively want to help you get better, anyone can learn how to make people cum.
@thrawnfett, time to watch "unhung hero"
@thrawnfett, all they have to do is play one of those games advertised on porn websites. Then they won't last two minutes without cumming.
Even if you can’t hold your load, you should be able to drive her insane with other means.
@A Deformed Penis, I agree I'll usually leave my dirty socks laying around
That’s why you gotta eat her out like fat kid eating chocolate cake
Id use my favorite pick-up line, "Look, either WE'RE fūckin, or I'M fūckin, it's up to you"
I finish in 2 mins it’s a problem I go for 2 hours it’s a problem what the hell do u want from me
@bobbylupo, Well, there's a space in between you could try exploring.
Hey!! She got as many strokes as I did. Can’t say it’s not fair
British propaganda at its finest, instilling hatred of God unto Indians as the foremost purpose of being since the 17th century
That's why you gotta stop playing with boys and get with a MAN!
Really the only purpose of the female orgasm is for the female to desire sex in the hopes one will be achieved.