Do you even rift bro?
@Lemmiwinks Kilmister, *sis
@Lemmiwinks Kilmister, the Chinese have "L" Japanese do not, you pleeb
Happy ending? Ehh, I'll pass
@D0N RAM0N, good idea, ever cracked an egg? I believe her happy ending is making an omelette.
@D0N RAM0N, she'll rip that thing right off
@D0N RAM0N, yea.. she could go to choke the chicken and pull the head right off..this is a reference to CODE MONKEYS... I miss that show..
@D0N RAM0N, she would beat your d1ck in all the literal meanings
@D0N RAM0N, one please!
@D0N RAM0N, your loss bro.
Death by snu snu
@Doughnut Boy, this should of had at least an instant 20 upvotes..
@3arc bot, Who the hell was that one person who disliked it?
@Doughnut Boy, I ain't even mad
Based off previous experiences I wish not to talk about....that's probably just a guy with makeup on....
@The Notorious Joker, my curiosity is through the roof...come on.. it's story time!
@3arc bot, u sure u wanna hear it?
@The Notorious Joker, yea come on bring the paragraphs...
@The Notorious Joker, yes
@3arc bot, lol alright. Well a couple years back, my friend and I went to visit his family in Japan. We were there for like a month. And it was a good trip. So it was time to come back and the airport we had to go to was in Tokyo which was like 4 hours away from where the family lived. Instead of the whole family dropping us off everyone decided that it was best just sending my friends cousin . He was like the same age as us. So we finally arrive at the airport and turns out we were a day early and we read the tickets wrong. So instead of going all the way back we decided to just book a hotel room and and chill around Tokyo. And my friends cousin decided to stay there with us and drive back home the next day after we got on our flight. So while sitting at a park and seeing some beautiful women go by we all kinda got horny. And we started talking about getting hookers. It started off as a mere joke and became a serious thing. Next thing we know we are walking around the dark parts of...
@3arc bot, ....tokyo. all i remember was walking by some shady people and just a bunch of bright lights and the smell of like cooking fish. Every once in a while my friends cousin would stop and ask for directions. We finally came to the place we were looking for. The place looked and smelt like a dump on the outside and there was just mud and gunk everywhere. But once we stepped through the doors and down a hall way being escorted by some guy, we came into a palace like place. It was clean and smelt like roses and it was highly decorated. There was a lady at the front desk and my friends cousin talked to her for like 15 minutes. So basically it was gonna 8000 yen a person which came out to I think it was like 70 bucks a person. My friend I didn't care but his cousin complained about the price so we paid for him. That's how he got the nickname cheap pervy sensei. So we paid the money, and then the lady gave all three of us robes. She then escorted us to a lobby like place....
@3arc bot, ...so once there I guess the lady started using terminology that even my friends cousin didn't even understand. The lady was asking us what we wanted. So my friends cousin asked if we could just look and choose. About 5 minutes later, there was a line of girls in front of us all smiling and being cute. All of them posing and begging us to choose them. So this is the important part that all 3 of us idiots didnt pay attention to. The girls were in line but divided into 2 groups. We were so busy looking at our options like a fat guy at Mcdonalds that we didn't pay attention to what the lady was saying. I didnt even understand japanese and i wish i did. So ignoring everything we chose and went upon our business. Both my friend and his cousin chose a girl from the left side and I chose one from the right. The girls they chose were petite and small which was good for them cause they both were 5'5". But I was 6'1" so I decided to go with this taller much thicker and broader chick..
@3arc bot, ...now I'm not gonna lie, the "girl" I chose looked very beautiful and I was overall happy with my choice. So she basically takes me to a room. There I put on my robe while she poured me a drink. She starts off by giving me a great massage followed by a "special" massage with her mouth. She then gets up, dims the lights and disrobes. It had gotten very dark but you could still see a little. So basically I was lying on my back and just put my arms behind my head and let her take control. She puts the condom on and away we go. Everything was going wonderful and I was in heaven! While she was riding me, i couldn't stop thinking about how tight she was. Which made me happy cause I kept thinking wow she must be new and hasn't been with many people. So after like 10 minutes of that I was done being controlled and wanted to be up top and just go crazy on her. So I get up and position her in doggy position. I line up right behind her. Now may I remind u that the room is very dim....
@3arc bot, ...so at this moment I still haven't noticed anything wrong. So while behind her I'm having a hard time locating what I'm looking for. And with the dim lights I couldn't see anything. So I put my hand down there trying to pat around when all of a sudden my hand grasps a weird bulge kinda feels like balls. I immediately freeze and my heart just drops to the ground. I run to the wall and turn the lights back all the way up. The "girl" turns around in confusion and that's when I saw it. There right in front of me, tiniest weiner in the world just starting me dead in the face. All i remember is just saying "no, no, no...." constantly. The lady now concerned opens the door and yells out for someone. In comes an older looking dude in business clothes. He must have been the manager or something. In his broken English he asks me what's wrong. I said that's a guy. He said u chose her. I reply with I thought it was a girl. He then goes no, the group on the left was girls and....
@The Notorious Joker, definitely! No judgement zone. *sits down and grabs a beer
@3arc bot, ...group on right were boy girls. I tell him not old me. He then starts saying it's okay and for some reason starts winking and giving me a thumbs up. And then says good good and have fun. He then shuts the door and leaves us. I was so mind fvcked. But what I do after is the unthinkable. This is the part I don't talk about. Instead of leaving in disgust, I stay and let my horniness take control. I end up continuing and finishing the job. I just imagined "she" was a girl. I swear to you the second I busted, literally that mili-second after I was done I literally was overcome with shame and disgust. I quickly cleaned up and put on my clothes. I walked out to the lobby. There my friend cousin was there but my friend was still in his room. While we waited we exchanged stories with one another. Apperantly he didn't even last 5 mins. And then I told him my story. But I lied to him that I didn't find out till the end and that the lights were off. He laughed sooo hard for....
@3arc bot, ...like 20 minutes. He then tells the story to the lady at the front desk and tone of the hookers that was hanging there. They laugh and try to cheer me up. They told me that transsexuals are popular especially among all foreigners who visit. And that more people choose transsexuals than normal girls. Even hearing this I was so disgusted. Finally my friend came out and we left. My friend shared his experience with us and man did he have fun. We then mention cheap pervy sensei and his 5 minute action packed adventure. And then my story. Once again both of them laughed sooo hard but in a way free of judgement. My friend basically told me hey what happened in Tokyo stays in tokyo. We get back to he hotel room and I take the longest shower I've ever taken just constantly drenching myself in soap. It took me a year to recover from this. I literally wanted to kill myself. But now I think about it, it was a funny memory and a good adventure. But never again!
@Nosurrender, hopefully u guys enjoyed this adventure of mine which im highly embarrassed about
@Pubmarine Shamwich, and thanks for the no judgement but please do leave ur reviews and feelings
@The Notorious Joker, oh wow....so did you tell your friends afterward?
@The Notorious Joker, need to buy you a beer or something....dude that was crazy....I would've freaked out...it's actually a really great story... Brah. They should've have gender signs on the wall. How'd did you get past that feeling of shame...
@Pubmarine Shamwich, yea I told them right away but just changed the story to "I didn't find out it was a tgirl till the end". Lol he uses it against me but it's all good lol
@3arc bot, I mean dude the first 2 weeks were tough as anything...all i thought about was killing myself. but u know I realized sh1t happens so I stopped thinking about it. The only thing that bugged me was why the hell did I stay after I found out she was actually a he/she. That still bugs me till this day. Every once in a while my friend would bring it up as a joke but it's funny now. So in the end I guess time does heal all wounds. But the scar will always remain. Lol. But dude I'm telling you...it looked like a legit girl! Boobs, ass, soft milky skin, feminine voice, she even had hips and hourglass body. And her hair everything was real! And the lady in the front even told us that those were lady boys but we didn't pay attention lol. Yea man a cold beer would help right about now. Oh and since then I've had 2 gfs. And i fvcked them almost everyday. Now that was definitely a good way to recover lol.
@The Notorious Joker, that is a scary story though... My fear is to pick up a chick take her home to find she has a dic.. love stories bruh
I cant decide if i should objectify her or not
I...I'm not sure if this pleases me...
No boobs. -1
she still hot though
Meanwhile in... Photoshop studio
Asians where the women are built and you can't tell who's a woman.
Boner is confused!
The face looks photoshopped
My penis is scared, but strangely aroused.
She's got a pretty face and she's HELLA RIPPED
eh i'd still smash or in this case get smashed .... i'll walk myself out
Don't worry guys. I'll take this one for the team.
First time that I've been attracted to a really muscular girl.
@wulfzen, I usually find it attractive, I just see it as staying fit and healthy
I best she is a really lovely woman who is complex and wants to work part time so she can work on making herself happy working out
She looks like a samus suit