He saved the species
Only problem with that is that the entire population will be siblings
@BearDaniels, exactly... Better rename the species to the Alabamian turtles.
That’s how you’re supposed to solve all your problems, right?
@WickedStyx, that explains why my problems just keep getting bigger and bigger
Diego is the real sex machine here
Don’t stop, Diego! Keep Going! Just Do It!
His gf can store his sperm in her body for almost seven years...
@almightysto, for like the tenth time bro... don’t have a wife... think that was your mom
@seeUpee, that way, she can hold onto it and use it if the tortoise ever wins the jackpot or becomes a rockstar
Diego looks drained.
Cum Diego Cum
I still feel bad for George though, he didn’t get any action