God's only son
His only BEGOTTEN son
@Super Mormon, Shh, just let the talking lizard ignore that word...
@Super Mormon, it's supposed to be a joke man.
@That One Otaku Chick, lizard?? That's a velociraptor!
@Frodo Baggypants, yes, yes it is.
@Super Mormon, yes. We're actually his step-children. That should explain a lot
@Frodo Baggypants, who is using his toe to scratch his chin
@abecedarian, That's...actually a really good way to look at it.
@Super Mormon, Freaking Sunday School song stuck in my head now!!
No, we're just all adopted
@Baconeaters, Even I shjit you not?!
@Baconeaters, that is actually how to interpret it.
@D1ckButt, if he is saved
This is from Bo Burnham.
@Sebastian Pumpernickle, "...So I'm his eyes, we're a bunch of girls." ^_^
@Sebastian Pumpernickle, indeed
I feel so pretty *skips away like a little girl
@StereotypicalAnomaly, you go girl... Thing... It?
You stole that from Bo
Well, men are women when they first start in the womb so, possibly.
That explains why you're such a pussy *fist bro Jesus*
Woah an inconsistency in the bible? Why I never....
M'aiq wrote the bible.
@Maiq, M'aiq the Liar is God!
@AulaniKhaleesi, M'aiq once beat Akatosh in chess.
He's not his only son. He is his first son.
Excuse me waiter, there's a dab of religion in my funny pics. Now don't you know this can spread into a wild argument and contaminate this entire dish?? Off with you! Fetch me a new meal
@get the led out, You will swallow your funny pics and like it. Don't you know there are child like life forms in other galaxies starving for religious humor?
@get the led out, There weren't any arguments actually...
contradictions... I see contradictions everywhere...
So help us as we struggle with the temptations of lesbianism . Amen
We're more like God's pets.