And this delivery is to.....*consults list*.....Yo Moma's house.
@ChucklingOutLoud, and this delivery is to..... *consults list*..... The museum of things smaller than my dick
@ChucklingOutLoud, You don't have to tell everyone I still live with my mom 😢
And the golden dick award goes too....
@Arachnofondler, My stepdad?
For your momma
@Neil Peart, " Delivery for Madonna ?"
Wow Medal Delivery Boy really lost it huh?
Just wanted to say after being on this app for about 2 years I decided to make an account because I felt so left out! Hope this is as great as I dreamed it would be!
@Moomoomilk, suggestion. Stay away from CandyMansVan.
Are these gildos?
This puts me in the mood for some of the old ultra violence.
Schaffers deck sealant makes your deck a nice golden brown color. Who wouldn't want a golden deck?!
I think this is from Google earth? What timing!
@TheEvilChicken, I think it's just from someone's window
Its a woody award!
Is James Franco moving?
It would be really awkward if this truck ran into the truck hauling ass.
Where's dildo delivery man when you need him!?
Meanwhile, Pornhub receives it's mid-afternoon supply delivery.
I ordered those months ago...why haven't I got them yet?
Well what a sausage fest
Wow! Those are some nice big couches!
Bunch of dicks on the road every day...
so is this a dickwad ?
Those are molded from me
Follow that truck!
Wow, that's gonna be one intense porno
"Seriously! All you have to say is 'Golden dildo my vagina' and it'll jump right in and give you the best orgasm of your life!"
"Really? No, I don't believe it. Golden dildo my aaAAAAaaahhh!"
A sneak peak at the new
Props for a porno being filmed in the building?
Anything's a dildo if you're-- wait..
You see,I love gooooooooold!
Delivery for... I. C. Wiener? Great.....
He's delivering to La Telepathé
That must be one big party
In all reality, this red couch full of giant golden dicks is probably going to some old cougars house
*performs leap of faith*
Glorification of the D
Doodool tala... Google translate that