“What’s is it hon..oh my god! You know you don’t need to do that when you have me, your step (for legal reasons) mom, to help you”
That, kids, is the story of how I met my mother.
And if unsuccessful the suicide jerk can become an angry pirate
if your long game is good
@Somervillage, I’m not gonna kick my mum in the shin
I heard it was called the danger wank
Just wait till you see them coming up the driveway and see if you can finish before they get into the house.
In Britain we call that the Danger Wank.
I always called this a danger wank
And theres me thinking its called a danger wank
I always win at this because my mom is partially deaf