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"My truck left with all my beer and jeans, that's all I had left"
@Smokey the Sausage, "I guess you could call grand auto theft"
@Royal Waffle, it's not theft as long as you bring it back
@Smokey the Sausage,
(Playing Country Music)
🎶A dirt road
A cold beer
A blue jeans
A red pickup
A rural noun, simple adjective
You didn't hear that
Sort of a mental typo🎶
"My truck left with my dog"
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but it left me behind. Them good ol boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day that I die...with apologies to Donnie
@Sweet or Sour, whiskey for my men, beer for my Prius!
At least then she won't have anything left to take
Self driving truck drowns itself
"Next time he'll think before he speeds!"