The Majestic Fvck-Fvck
Swimming to disappointment island
And here, we see the majestic fvck. It is migrating to warmer waters for winter, where it will mate. The fvck will be fvcking another fvck, if you will.
Peta starts protesting as the last fvck giving dolphin goes extinct.
"You've gotta lead it son" *misses* "I just really can't give a fuçk"
Wait is that what they look like?? I had never seen one before. I carry at least two of those on me a day!
I never had one to begin with
IT'S F*CKING OFF WITH ME MILLIONTH DOLLAR!
The fvcks I give are finally reaching extinction. Please help solve the problem by donating to my cause at igiveaF.gov
Like that one sponge bob episode
It's migrating to Idontgiveash*t land.
*grabs harpoon gun*
U wot m8?!