anyone reminded of that Simpsons episode where Homer got strapped to a chair in hell to eat an unlimited amount of donuts?
Nope. I'm calling it. Based on all the evidence I've collected, I'm calling BS. The satan I've learned about just wants everybody to be miserable. This guy ain't satan. I'm like 97.3% sure.
@Empshok, it’s a trap!
@Empshok, have you ever been to hell? Unless you have resided here you can’t trust the word of an angry father who kicked his son out, what kind of man favorites one son after making a whole planet of people who would resemble him ??
@Empshok, see how miserable you are after eating non stop donuts...
@Mag3rPayne, it depends on the donuts. They "can" be made healthy and tasty so that you don't get sick.
@Empshok, what about GoodGuySatan?
@Empshok, i heard Satan's a good guy
@Empshok, I did not share my hot air balloons and donuts with some friends to be called out like this
@Empshok, Technically, yes. But it's a bit different than that, his goal isn't to make people miserable, it's to separate then from God. In the end, that means hell, which is suffering, but before then it's kinda just giving in to human desire while on Earth rather than acting in accordance of God's directive.
@DrSin, it’s pretty nice actually, besides the stupid legos everywhere. Good thing I can fly
@Good Guy Satan, thank you for sharing your hot air balloon and donuts
@Empshok, actually, it’s completely accurate. Except the donuts are a mirage and it’s a torture chamber trap.
*looks at uploader*
Got any extra snacks?
@CheapLemon, we do, donuts is only the first of 7 wonderful snack we offer, each layer has a specialty, oh we have plenty of milk to go along with the donuts
@DrSin, Better be whole milk 😑 non of that 2% or skim.
@LaDarkProphet, well since god believes animals don’t have souls he always get them down here, we make amazing burgers and chicken, if an animal dies in hell they are reincarnated
@DrSin, Dude thats sweet! Cant wait till i go to hell! That sounds awesome. Im an agnostic atheist so im on my way homie.
@CheapLemon, The best part about infinite donuts is that you'll always have some to share with friends
I rather eat doughnuts with the sinners then cry with the saints
In heaven you can have infinite doughnuts, it’s heaven
@Nurse Joy, no you can’t. That’s gluttony.
Fun fact: literally no one has ever seen a donut
@i am sand , Are you saying that because it's a different spelling of doughnut?
@Link Silverblade, donut criticize me sir/ma'am