More like Church of Good Guy Satan, amiright? 😉
Jesus may take the wheel so you can drive for a day, but Satan teaches you responsible steering and driving habits so you can drive until the sweet embrace of nonexistence returns to you.
You'd be surprised with how non-evil the satanic rules are. I mean, some are a little questionable, but most make perfect sense
@HolyShimoli, Like many religions, the actual lore gets kind of shady, but the principles taught are why most people stick around. Mormonism is a weird as Hell religion, but because of the positive messages and family values it teaches, that's what makes people stay.
Satanism was really originally about the shock factor the teens got out of adults (before that it was people messing with witchcraft and the occult). Luckily it evolved to self empowerment and happiness.
@HolyShimoli, yeah, satanic rules are more about loving yourself and not being bad.
Satan is more informative about life than Jesus
Thanks Satan 🙂
@LV100Charizard, I understood that reference!
.krow ot deetnarauG. tset eht erofeb lairetam tset eht wonk uoy erus ekam dna drah yduts ot flesruoy htiw tcap a ekam nac uoY. seY ? ? ?
Sign me up for good teachings!!!!!
-insert obligatory "waits for Good Guy Satan to comment" comment here-
OMG MY "RELIGION" IS ON FUNNYPICS!!!!
Less of a pact and more of a... sale