An alternate universe where Uncle Ben didn't fvcking die
@MrWonka, There was one universe in which Ben got the bite and Peter died.
But then you realize you are in Canada and there is no penny anymore so when you pay cash .02 rounds down to .00 and .03 rounds up to .05.
@NotTheDoctor, came to say this, but found you, instead. Guess we were meant to be.
@NotTheDoctor, that just sounds stupid
Or on the flip side when you’re the cashier and the customer doesn’t make you give back change
I went to the grocery store today and picked up some wine. I couldn’t find my ID and was frantically searching because there was a line and I was embarrassed. After a few minutes, the check out lady just said it was ok and I should keep it a secret lol. S/o to her, now I’m relaxing on my 3rd class of Sauvignon Blanc