Huh. My Fitbit just told me that I did 5000 miles in less than 3 years. Guess I'm doing pretty good.
@ThePandaPool , stop masturbating with it on, you're skewing your data.
@ThePandaPool , now you gotta walk 5000 more, just to be the man that shows up at the door
@Prince super Vegeta , at this pace, give me another 2 years and I'll be there.
I walk 5-10 miles a day and I don’t drink alcohol. I must be like a perpetual motion engine.
Ha! Take that, Mom! I’m above average. Like waay above. …I might have a problem.
@Lord Manbearpig, isn’t being above average a good thing in this situation? Means you either drink less or walk more than the average human