Alcoholism is funny.
I would have never thought of that coffee cup idea. Way to go goon suit!
@John MFing Froosh, All for free after you buy the goon suit for five easy payments of $29.99
I mean it's not like you could just put vodka in a water bottle or anything.
"Brian why are you drinking from your pen?"
@Good Guy Satan, "Ok, fine, you caught me. I'm actually a squid and I'm low on ink."
@Good Guy Satan, water doesnt bubble like vodka does. Use a sprite bottle
@Guy Fawkes, Touche, November Man. Touche...
@Good Guy Satan, hey what can i say.. i just wanna keep the people drunk who wanna be drunk.
Alcoholism is funny, guys. I'm even typing this while drunk AF.
Anyways, I start my journey towards bariatric weight loss surgery tonight. Starting with dinner, I will no longer drink ever again in my life. Wish me luck.
@Doctor Krieger, Id sooner die.
Can i get one for machine operation factory job?
The coffee cup is genius!
Or you ccould just not drink alcohol because it's terrible
The pen as a straw. Brilliant.
@Seohn, youth boss is like, "hey man can I borrow that pen?"
@TomPholio, Oh sorry this pen was a gift. I don't let anyone use it. (Proceeded to lick pen so that nobody would want to use it)
Wha-what is goon?
@Rooples Pooples , in Australia it is cheap a$$ booze. Like night train or mad dog 2020 is in the usa.
@Cobaltqube, define "booze". Like hard liquor? Or is malt liquor and beer included? If so, Natty Daddy. It's fùcking gross, but it does the job.
@Doctor Krieger, night train and mad dog like goon are all cheap high abv content wines.
@Cobaltqube, oh, wine sucks. I'd rather buy a $13 handle of vodka. I have, in fact. I've had 2 hangovers in my lifetime, and that caused one of them.
@Doctor Krieger, cheap a$$ plastic bottle of vodka FTW :)