They have already won
The proper way to fight a goose is to grab it by the neck.
@Al Harrington, I did that once and the goose honked “harder, daddy”
This is why we made swords legal to open carry in Texas.
Mess with the honk, you get the bonk.
As a Floridian that doesn’t really encounter geese ever, are they really this bad?
@Steve Lichman, you absolute fool. You’ve given them your location and doomed your state to death
@Steve Lichman, Yes, they fvcking hiss like snakes, it’s so creepy. They are living proof that birds came from dinosaurs
@Steve Lichman, as a Canadian, yes. They absolutely are. We dont even need an army when we have geese
@Steve Lichman, nah. They are worse.
@Steve Lichman, I'll just not go with the joke. Geese are pussies. They're easy to stomp and get rid of, just don't be scared if they charge you.
@Steve Lichman, they are absolute jerks, but, being much bigger than them, they can easily be overpowered
This is false propaganda spread by geese. We can fight them if we stand together!
@punsnipermark6, that's what they want you to think. Geese prefer such challenges. It only makes them stronger.
@riidii, BRING IT! I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL, GOOSE! Probably with a nice brown gravy and some stuffing, mmmmmmm
This sounds like UAC cultist propaganda.
Hmm. Seems like something a goose would write to steal me lucky charms.
Peace was never an option