*throws phone off a bridge*
@Proactive Citizenry , 2 for flinching
@BigJohnson86, *sighs, throws your phone off a bridge* Happy?
@Empshok, that’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works
@BigJohnson86, oh, sorry. *grabs both of you and throws you both off bridge, then yells* BETTER?
@Empshok, well she’s a guy so?
@Empshok, dude, my khakis!
@BigJohnson86, in my defense, I have no idea what you're talking about.
@Empshok, Jake, from StateFarm
Oh for fvck’s sake
Ok that's a good one
As the 20-something-old man that I am, what is that hand thing supposed to be?
@ragnellalondite, Everytime someone catches you with that you must finger your sister, if no sister then your mom
Do you guys play if someone looks they get punched crazy hard in the shoulder? I couldn't raise my arm one day at work cause I got hit so many times.
Fvcking fvck fvck! Im so vulnerable
Welp im gonna go headbutt my newborn son now since god has clearly forsaken me.
Aaaaaai, you got meh!
Fvck that shït