I’m not a piece of meat
Dick machine needs to go to work in the morning...
@ThePandaPool , needs to work at night too... but that'll cost you some double time if you know what I mean
Well of course they hit you up at riDICKulous hours
@TeamThreeStar, well that was a dick move
OH BOY 3AM
Use to have an F buddy who would bug me at work, dinner time, middle of the night, while I’m at the gym...
@megamanx181x, how do you even get in one of those?
@jeewjitsu000, random dumb luck honestly, back in the old days when Craigslist was normal. However I didn’t know she was a nympho till afterwards
@megamanx181x, oof I new some people that were exhibitionist and they kept asking me if I had sex toys or wanted them they were really nice just really awkward
@jeewjitsu000, never had that experience but that sounds very intimidating to participate in
@megamanx181x, yup I was in that discord server for about 5 months because I've never had experience with anything sexual because I went to a private then a really nerdy public school then to college where everything was about sex so it went from 0-100 really quick so they were helping me try to get over it while messing with me
Damn 3am is like peak dick machine hours for me but I also work night shift so my sleep schedule is delayed like a whole half a day
Oh boy 3 A.M.!!
Love those 3 am booty calls fym
@LOWD, fym.....from your mom?
@MMSieBreeze, fvck you mean
I've had a girl hit me up for phone sex at 4am. Does that count?
Said no guy ever!