Almost like those green things that grow over time and can be used as wood aswell. :0
@80think08, Yeah but those things take forever to grow. Only a couple lies and pinocchio makes enough wood for a fire
Only when he lies. And you'd have to keep him lying to produce a marginal increase in wood. Unless of course other parts of him grow when aroused.. the. It might be economically viable to get him to explain his internet search history....
@TheMightyImp, he’s a prepubescent child
@Snarfel Burger, he's a puppet
@110100100, He's a real boy, a$$hole
@SimonPetrikov, then why are we hypothetically using him as an unlimited wood supply?