I would just go back and time and tell myself not to date my ex and save my soul
@Bow To Your Senpai, Or - warn yourself that it won’t last, get younger version of you to step out, you date the girl instead, and make sure you do all those dirty things you’ve always wanted to do but wouldn’t do in a relationship because you respect your partner too much.
Younger you avoids the heartache, you get closure and a rimjob.
Or my past self and I can Eiffel Tower that bitch! 🙏
@Bow To Your Senpai, Yep, that would also work. 👍🏻
Has nobody really mentioned saving the fvcking library?
@MILLIONSAREDEAD, that’s a stellar idea. Society would be quite advanced
I mean Caesar was a warmonger who took over Gaul because he could, started a civil war, declared himself emperor. If im going back to that time period, im saving Cicero!
I’m not gonna save Cesar, but I might misplace my glock near him the night before
@DrSin, ends up shooting himself 23 times. To lazy to google the number.
@Cuactemoc4919, no you right 22-23 was the given number but it was suppose to be around 60+ people
@DrSin, maybe they stabbed in the same spots?
@Cuactemoc4919, sounds like an Epstein suicide
You can’t change the past bro...
@megamanx181x, and if you could, it would always have nearly disastrous consequences. For example, think of how many bad things happened to the world because one guy killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
@Your Waifu, geez, you give one slav a pistol and nobody ever shuts up about it. This is why I destroyed the machine
@Jakobian, well then I have to thank you, because now we have hentai.
@Jakobian, people are so unappreciative
@Your Waifu, true...