you're too slow!
Translation from DM: I'm tired of this campaign and want to start a new one.
Are there any Hulkamaniacs in this Dungeon of Doom?
@theprofprofessor, I'm just looking fo the Yeti!
@theprofprofessor, no but the Giant will burst out of a wall any minute now
What I've personally done before is the boot of quick stride.
It's just one single boot that increases the walking speed of the one foot by 5 feet. You end up going in large circles.
DM didn't require a Dex check, before losing control, from a Monk. This could've been avoided.
But would it cook a chicken?
Impossible! You must account for relativity!
It’s weird how these have become popular in the past few years. When I was younger, the response to this and many other such stories would be to set up a new group or lose the relevant player.