You mean ex-wife, I assume?
Stop? You don't understand my genius.
@Iswearimfunny, nope, she is just jealous of his skills
Weird she waited until he had done 18 before telling him to stop
Why hedgehogs for a baby shower?
@aminalFacks, cuz if you don't, they'll cause all sorts of chaos
Why would they even have blue frosting if it wasn’t the intention?
Doesn't blue food coloring have something dodgy about it? Which is why they took it off M&Ms
@WhyNotBoth, I purchased a pack of it the other day. Still has blue
Don’t forget his penis is his belly button so eat it from the bottom up
Should've decorated faster.