If you ruined one of my nice ties doing this I would staple your dick to your taint.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, jokes on you, mine doesn't reach :'(
@spacebunny, He never said he'd leave it attached...
@PeanutButterPopsicle, if you are sleeping at your desk in a cubicle you don't have "nice ties" you have ties that are still crap and you spent too much on
@PeanutButterPopsicle, just become a dad, you will have plenty of ties then
@PeanutButterPopsicle, I have some Ermenegildo Zegna ties that were $250-$300. If this happened to me, I'd set their house on fire.
@spacebunny, rip our short vro
@spacebunny, He'll MAKE it reach.
What crap desk is that a stable can go into it?
@shhh let it happen, what staple in an office is that strong...
Barats and baretta office pranks. Those guys are great
@Reidikulous, specifically, look up Cubicle Wars 2006 for the whole sketch
No, you need to do that to his wang for wackier results.
That's one strong staple...
Johnson you are a staple of this workforce
@Wronkey, hella life deprived
Brats and berretas!
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