What ain't no kind of boyfriend I ever heard of!
"hand me my lightsaber"
"Which one is it?"
"The one with bad mothafvcker on it"
@Jonathan Quick, Does What speak English?
@Jonathan Quick, English mother fücker do you speak it?
So I'm at a wings restaurant with my girlfriend and she decides to get a mothaeffn sandwich a MOTHAEFFN SANDWICH.
@nuno714, dump her. You don't need that in your life.
@nuno714, was it a royale with cheese?
@Tangerine Jeff, that's a burger not a sandwich
@nuno714, lol,I like this
Tell me more Tell me more, You sure he ain't a snitch
I heard Samuel Jackson say it in my head; that was an imprinting good movie
Doe Zuko look like a bitch
This is one tasty meme
If, instead of a spatula, I could be anyone, I would be Samuel L Jackson.
I was Vince Fontaine in a performance of Grease once
Couldn't help but sing this. It was glorious.
"I'm a fan of me too!"
This is gonna be funny forever. Bring on the retoasts.
Modern day - *sends nudes*
Bitch. Aye!! It works!!
@Lespie, thunder cunts