Well technically no. Inter species breeding doesn't work usually.
@The Handlebar , "usually"
@Xenocide, Only if the animals species of the animals are close. Like horses and donkeys to create mules, which is probably what you're thinking of. But I don't believe it's possible for a dog to impregnate a human. They're just too far apart as far a species relationships go.
@The Handlebar , oops. That extra animal in the beginning. :P
@The Handlebar , Yup, only animals with an identical (or extremely close) chromosome count are able to breed.
@The Handlebar , so you are saying it's safe for me to have sex with humans? *jots down info in notebook*
@I am a horse, precisely.
@The Handlebar , Every animal has a different amount of chromosomes. The only reason donkeys and horses can breed is because they ALMOST have the same amount of chromosomes. However, donkeys have one less chromosome than horses, meaning that the offspring will receive an unpaired chromosome from the horse. This extra chromosome renders the offspring infertile. Dogs have too few chromosomes to even initiate the formation of a fetus, let alone impregnate some chick. You'll just piss dog jizz the next time you go to the bathroom. *flies off*
@The Handlebar , soooo does that mean a human could get a gorilla pregnant? Not that I'm planning something or anything....
@Xenocide, Actually, the chromosome count is just a coincidental part of the real reason. For interspecies breeding to work, they have to be from the same family classification (not the incest type of family). That is the minimum amount of relationship it take for two animals to have offsping (although it will be infertile.)
@Maple, you're on the right track but its actually the
number of maternal placental layer that allow for heterospecfic tolerence of different genes. For instance, horses have 3 layers, which is how we get mules and zorses ( yes, they're real), and dogs and cats have 1 layer, but humans have no layer for tolerence, so no, they wouldn't be born infertile, they wouldn't even gestate.
@The Handlebar , Tell that to a Platypus... That thing looks like an orgy went awfully wrong...
@DefinitelyNotARaptor, Humans and Sable Antelope have the same number of chromosomes.
@The Handlebar , I've heard a human can get a sheep pregnant, but it doesn't stick...
@Xenocide, what you are referring to is breeding through a common genus, humans and canines are not in the same genus, therefore it would never work
@I am a horse, I tried it. The babies get came out "beautiful."
The babies will be fine but, on every crescent moon, they will turn into a waredane. Which is similar to a warewolf, however the only thing they do is prey on innocent women giving head to their boyfriend.
@MikeyIrish, that's one story that can ruin her boyfriend's life.
@MikeyIrish, whats giving head?
@Manatee be me, that's something you should ask your parents
@Manatee be me, dont know if joking... but its a blow job. Any more questions, look it up online. Fact: there are more porn websites than non porn websites on the internet.
@Brazz, not joking
@Manatee be me, its where the girl sticks her thumb up the guys anus. If your ever asked to give head do this immediately
@Brazz, and this, boys and girls, is what we call contributing to the delinquency of a minor....
@Miss Nomer, woah! I just said look it up online then stated a fact, never said use porn to learn, theyll end up thinking anal is part of the process.
@Brazz, I heard that the porn industry is what made the internet first take off with the general public. I also heard that the first picture that was ever full color scanned was a playboy centerfold.
@Spin, unfortuantly idk that much info, but i wouldnt be suprised. I thnk i have heard about the 1st full color tho.
@MikeyIrish, Naw, they'd just scare people with their size while trying to love them.
@Manatee be me,
@cool pigeon, damn anyways.. You may be a bit to young for this app
If this actually happened, I feel extremely sad for this girl, and I'd probably eat the dog. That's my motto, you hate something for doing something bad, you eat it.
@ Seductive Cheeto, I pity your kids. "You've been VERY bad. Guess whose gonna be dinner!"
Today's Song : Tom Sawyer - Rush
@80sSongOfTheDay, I like you, don't ever change!
@80sSongOfTheDay, keep doing this also I love that song
@80sSongOfTheDay, I also listen to this, because I'm not bigfoot and i have access to these things, called musics.
does it seem strange to anyone else that this chick says she has a 6 and a half foot tall dog? like what kind of monster dog have they created
@doctor tran, the dogs parents could be a 6' talk bloke and a puppy
And this, children, is why we always spay and neuter our pets.
Is anyone else a but turned on
@Officer Eric Cartman, maybe...
Holy sh*t did this actually happen? Dear God.
Well I guess it's time for to disconnect my internet service. That's enough internet for me.
I guess you could say that dog(puts shades on) made her his bitch.
Old mother Hubbard went to the Cupboard to get her a dog a bone, when she bent over, Rover took over and she got a bone of her own
Yes they will look like the Egyptian god Anubis
Well, that's enough internet for today.
Gosh dang it *zzzzzzzzip*
Oh god next pic is dogs
WTF I wish I could unread this. Ahh my eyes my eyes
The fact it says "one of the worst experiences" is freaking me out. If that's not even the worst thing that has ever happened to me I'd go to a preacher.
Can't believe I read that. Ah well, It's always nice to read some human stupidity getting out of 3rd shift.
"...but my dog wouldn't *bulge*"
Well you do sound like a little bitch...
I guess you could say she likes it doggy style...
I feel violated. I can never unread that....oh god I'm gonna have weird nightmares.
I feel violated for that girl, Geez that was totally unexpected
Why was the dog in the room while her she was giving her bf head anyway?
I came here to laugh, dammit!
We have a Downvote Troll! -rings alarm-
Poor boyfriend, the dog got more action than he did that day.
I'm gonna say see a therapist...see one very soon.
Wailord and skitty.... You shoud b good
It cannot fertilize the egg because of the acrosomal reaction SOOOONN. U wOt m8. B1ologyyyy
This is considered sexy in 9 cultures
No, they won't even exists chromosomes don't work that way. Well if they don't notice you being mentally scared and you don't tell them, they won't even know, and yes.
Stop it boner
My boner is confused.
I've been dramatised
This made me cringe hard,not as hard as that dog but still pretty hard
Doesn't matter, had sex!
Not what I expected