I honestly didn’t believe Star War memes couldn’t get better. Boy am I wrong.
@El Batman, I find your lack of faith disturbing
And your a dad
@megamanx181x, can’t be dad if I’m not around
@Stacys daughter , mmm yes, no longer being in the living world
@megamanx181x, nope. They’re in a different realm.
@Stacys daughter , not that far away really... I still haven’t forgiven you for the cat!
@megamanx181x, if that isn’t far then Bangladesh isn’t that far either. You can tell I haven’t forgot about that either
@Stacys daughter , touché.... look... I hurt you I get it... let’s make it work... I’ll give up this job and work at the local Dairy Queen and we can make like the old days...
@megamanx181x, you can work Hijabi and your other Bangladesh women
@Stacys daughter , hijabi means nothing to me, she’s not even American!
@megamanx181x, she did mean something when you were f*cking her
@Stacys daughter , she was just a means to an end baby! Just a cock sleeve to drown my pathetic insecurity.
@megamanx181x, now you can just drown. For real. See that lake. Go jump in it.
@Stacys daughter , you don’t mean that! There’s some part of me that you still lives me! Joe’s freakish large penis can’t be the only thing making you happy! Does he make you laugh like I did???
@megamanx181x, he does everything for me. Everything you did for me, besides abandoned and cheat on me, he does it better.
@Stacys daughter , well then, I guess there is nothing left for me to come back to.... I’ll sign the divorce the papers but please tell me what’s the baby’s name??
@megamanx181x, I’m not showing our last name but the baby’s first and Middle name is Joesph Goku Jr. or Joe Jr. for short or JJ for shorter
@Stacys daughter, you named him after joe even though it’s mine??? GOKU?!?! Vegeta is a life respectful name and commands loyalty!
@megamanx181x, he was there for me! You wasn’t! Plus we named him Joe out of spite. And we like Goku and we planned that our next child’s middle name will be Vegeta
@Stacys daughter , I wanted us to have a family of children named after anime characters too! Oh god why did I screw this up?? Hijabi doesn’t like subs or dubs or anime in general!
@megamanx181x, I was down for an anime named family but you decided that an 18 year old intern with bigger boobs than me was a better choice.
@Stacys daughter , look any girl that’s 4’8” tall and weighing over 180 pounds would have big boobs but that’s not the point. I was lost... insecure... thought happiness was showering you material goods and placing myself last... sharing my dreams of owning a bar that you can play video games with others seem like child’s play...
@megamanx181x, I was trying to help you with that goal but you seemed to only want to hang out with the boys and get plastered 24/7 then go on a “business” trip and leave me
@Stacys daughter , plastered with the boys was drinking 40s of king cobra in the back of the Honda behind the 7/11 crying over my self loathing.