Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Mercy is mom, we've discussed this
76 is dad
Reinhard is Grandpa
Ana is Grandma
Reaper is Uncle Reyes who we don't talk about but shows up every family function late, drunk, ready to complain about how the system screwed him
@SimonPetrikov, junkrats the crazy uncle mom doesn't like having over, road hog is his grumpy neighbor that he nags to tag along. Mei is the sweet librarian friend that mom has who everyone fears of pissing off.
@I Dexios Divine I, Uncle Genji and Uncle Hanzo haven't spoken in years, but Genji's new domestic partner Zenyatta is trying to get them to reconcile.
@SimonPetrikov, Tracer is the daughter, and she's being rebellious and is dating Lucio. Widowmaker is her ex best friend who is going through a 'phase'.
@I Are Lebo, Eh, Tracer isn't really the rebellious one and Lucio seems too nice. She's the one who cracks jokes to keep everyone happy but buries her feelings. Symmetra and Lucio are twins who constantly bicker, while Pharah is the responsible one trying to keep them in line. D.Va is the kid who's intelligent but would rather play video games.
@SimonPetrikov, pharah us the auntie but I guess gremlin dva doesn't care as long as its MOUNTAIN DEW
I just got back from a Halloween haunt with a few of my friends and I literally drank 72 oz of Mountain Dew. Imma go run 3 miles and climb a mountain, bye
@ear potato, Sorry to hear about the cardiac arrest, bro
@ear potato, kings island?
@ear potato, u realize its only the 1st right...
Let the dark rain come down, covering the land in its sticky wonder
DIABETES RAINS FROM ABOVE!!!
*goes to the doctor's* I'm sorry, but you dew have cancer.
That's sh!T is so bad for you.
And fly away on diarrhea farts