He chose exile
@a shiny haunter, Death.
I tried so hard, and got so far... But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
@band camp, I had to fall to lose it all.
The lake has chosen its sacrifice. We are at peace now.
The entire semester and then the final
"Careful...careful...almost ther-wh-sh!t *splash*
YES!!!!!! wait i mean oh...that sucks...its not like i was antICEipating his fall or anything...
Wait for it... wait for it... there it is!
Trynna survive life
*Maxwell Smart voice* Missed it by that much
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to beat a dead horse.
Freddie Mercury meme - "So close"
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Some slow mo this. I want to see the crack form... I'm weird I know
I've never considered any ice to ever be safe and therefore I have never fallen through. This makes me feel somehow, intelligent.
Like my one legged uncle always said "when you do stupid things, bad stuff is gonna happen to you".
That man just caused an earthquake. Time to take it easy on the deep fried Twinkies.