You either die a Spongebob or you live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.
@ caucrasian , -starts a slow clap-
@ caucrasian , Translation: you either die tragically as a child, causing pain and grief for all who know you, or you grow up.
@stealthapotomous, -starts a slow fap-
@ caucrasian , #bestcomments
Also I just watched The Dark Knight last night so this is extra funny
@ caucrasian , no, this is patrick
@ caucrasian , No employee wants to be a Squidward.
@ caucrasian , you either die a new post or live long enough to be reposted.
Remember: nobody wants to be a Squidward.
@Lexaeus, but everybody is anyway
In our own way we are all squidward, and he is us, we must accept him as messiah and savior, while understanding that he is also our destruction.
No, this is Patrick!
Ah squidward, the only likable character on the show anymore.
Squidward is such a bright and cheery optimist. I hate that.
We have a name for employees like him, but for now we'll call him squidward
Most people I went to high school went ended up being Patrick so I think I'm doing ok
@SenorCinnamonShorts, OH BUURRNN!
Squidward is a distant relative from my mother's side.
Squidward is my spirit animal