*changes Tinder profile*
(Works at H&R Block)
@Bow To Your Senpai, does she have to report income from her job? And does that include blow jobs?
First Question: Yes, everyone does
Second Question: Not here in the state of California
@The Science Stooge, isnt thisll what you put on christmas trees?
@The Science Stooge, you meant I'll do this .... girls taxes.
Well why don't we help each other out. I can help you with your taxes...
@Goofy Had Sex, ...and you can help me get my pinky stinky.
Such a future ahead of her
Works for me
Her mom must be hot!
That's ok, something tells me your line of work doesn't pay taxes
That's a deal breaker
I believe the real girls Instagram is alanismanu. I think the tinder account is fake
@Click to toggle, yeah you right
Added her to my to-do list
That's fine with me
If you ride dick well enough your sugar daddy will have a guy that handles that for you.
Somewhat personal but what do you guys think about hip dips (violin hips)? I got them and you wouldn't believe how much they annoy me sometimes... They're really the only thing I don't like too much about my body.
@A pet named Steve, had to look at pics to know what those were. Not easily noticeable, and probably isn't something permanent
@A pet named Steve, honestly, it depends. Some are more pronounced than others, also how um... squishy you are.
@JiggleMyPuffs, pretty thin and (in my opinion) rather prominent
@Kangaroo Jacked, sadly, it is permanent. It's a bone structure thing.
@A pet named Steve, realistically I'd probably be too distracted by your lips and wanting to kiss you. I'm big on kisses especially in a relationship.
@A pet named Steve, I had to look up what you were talking about, too. It doesn't bother me, and I've never heard a guy, or anyone else, mention it before.
@Silly String, that's reassuring...
@A pet named Steve, now you're just finding reasons to hate your body. It's nothing. Me, on the other hand, eat too many peanut butter chunky kit kats
@A pet named Steve, the only people who would notice are other girls. Guys won't notice such things. We're too distracted with other parts of a girls body.
@A pet named Steve, Omg! I have this too, but I didn't know it was a thing, I just thought I got an indentation from wearing tight pants or something as a kid, I feel so dumb now.
@A pet named Steve, I get that it's an issue for you, but I can honestly say that most guys will find you and your hips very sexy.
@A pet named Steve, I find it attractive. I had to look it up as well, and I have to say I never noticed it before on girls. Don't beat yourself up about how you look. You're a funny person, and any smart person would value that way more than looks because they know that'll keep them smiling and laughing.
In short, be yourself, be confident, and rock those hips girl
@Bluemama, that's what I thought at first too! But it's from your bones, not from tight panties.
@Ahnald Schwarsanagga, that really helped me... Thank you ♥
@A pet named Steve, gotchu fam 🙌
@Oujosh29, like their mind?
Hearts x 💯💯💯💯💯💯✔✔✔😍😍😭😭💪💨🍆💦💦💦
Do I see Photoshop work here? Look closely around the elbow area of her right arm (our left)
Someone got a heck of an au pair
Groan... and yawn 😴
Tell me why did i just swipe left