Well, I'm woke
@hazardous1986, but are you woke as fvck?
@hazardous1986, Are you woke enough to be offended by Ebony and Ivory?
@PunnyBaker, not yet
@Gamasennin, only slightly
@hazardous1986, have some coffee first... or cocaine
Fvcking Asians and their superstitions
@SimonPetrikov, at least this isn’t that asshole eyeball demon
So I just have to stop being awake in order to sleep?
Well according to German Legend, if you fall into waterz you will be wet.
Okay, fine, I guess!
Well no shvt if I wasn't awake I'd be able to sleep