Well I never tried that before but alright *unzip pants*
@Bourgeois, *starts thrusting at air* *oxygen sues you for sexual assault*
@Bird on a Rock, Now I have to stay at atleast 2 miles away from oxygen
@Bourgeois, sounds like a stiff sentence.
@Bird on a Rock, oh that’s nothing. I ate Taco Bell. That’s a real assault on the oxygen.
@Sarcastic Wombat, was that a triple entendre?
@Bourgeois, with so much oxygen around would that make it a gangbang.
Sweet. (Checks off one from the list)
Oxygen is the leading cause of death. Everyone who uses it dies
Pff oxygen is over rated, I’m sure there are other substitutes
@megamanx181x, helium! Helium would work, and make our everyday lives more hilarious!
@Suicide Squad Sucks, I see no consequences to this
Sounds like someone belongs in thneedville.
"It's literally the shjt that makes you not die."
"Yeah, fvck oxygen."
Obviously they aren't using any oxygen in their thought process.
*whispers* pretty sure that’s the joke