If you come behind me at night and give me a kiss on the neck I’ll turn around and stab you.
@TheCoolestBean, that is word for word my response
@TheCoolestBean, I mean if I'm coming up behind someone at night and I kiss their neck I'm most likely using it as a misdirection so they don't notice I've stabbed them
@GonMoose the Great, and the plot thickens....
@TheCoolestBean, or because I'm a vampire and it's just something I do before they stop twitching and die
@Dephenistrator, the plot is so thick that it’s comparable to oatmeal
@TheCoolestBean, lol. Almost reached thicker than a snicker level
@TheCoolestBean, do you promise? Also what’s your most frequented ATM for no particular reason
@Not A Wolf, it’s the ATM on StayAwayFromMe Street in the town of MindYourDamnBusiness.
@TheCoolestBean, I think I know the one, could you air drop it to me or just howl vigorously at the moon near it so I can track...... errr..... know which one to stay away from so I don’t bother you?
@Not A Wolf, I’m going somewhere to get my knife silver lined now
@TheCoolestBean, I actually know a guy who does that sort of thing, I’ll bring him to the ATM although I might be too nervous for our first kiss if he’s stalking... err watching me
@Not A Wolf, I think I’m going to uhhh, handle my transactions somewhere else now.
I think i would feel more threatened by that
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, how about a booty squeeze?
Is a surprise booty sex better?
I would say he's not wong but in this case...
Then I’m lying on the ground being beaten to death
That's the wong thing to do in that situation