I too have a prehensile penis.
@Doctor Yak, that would be super useful
@A Deformed Penis, it is for the most part, but its uses are limited when I've got a boner.
@Doctor Yak, please tell me robot chicken influenced your comment
Welp, I guess I’ll die.
Can relate... amirite fellas?
Thanks for the advice
Distribute the weight
I will just use my wang to helicopter my way out thanks
Enormous compared to what?
Well, seems like average guys are screwed